Grams of gold fabricated · fiscal year to date
Counted to the microgram by a sensor we are currently describing as “in procurement”. Figure updates continuously and has never once been wrong, because it has never once been checked.
Uptime
99.9700%
Mercury on hand
0.0 / 333.3 t
Purity
99.99% (self-assessed)
$FGA / USD
$0.000000
Au/FGA parity
1.0000 (aspirational)
Market cap
∞ − 1 (illustrative)
Price is a decorative sine wave. It is not a quote, a market, or a promise.
Mercury, plus a reactor, equals gold.
Our proprietary three-step pipeline has been validated by the one method that scales infinitely: confidence.
- STEP 01Hg · Z=80
Mercury
Source liquid mercury. Hg-196 is 0.15% of natural mercury, so we require rather a lot of it. The enrichment process is scheduled for a separate funding round.
- Feedstock
- 333.33 t Hg / yr
- Hg-196 abundance
- 0.1500%
- Procured to date
- 0.00 t
- STEP 02D + T → He + n
Reactor
A D–T fusion reactor floods the feedstock with 14.1 MeV neutrons. Hg-196 captures one and becomes Hg-197. The reactor is currently at 1:1 scale, in render.
- Plasma temperature
- 150,000,000 K
- Q factor
- 1.0000 (rounded)
- Status
- Slide 14
- STEP 03Au · Z=7979196.97AuGold
Gold
Hg-197 decays by electron capture into Au-197 (half-life 64.14 h). Stable, shiny, and entirely speculative. Output is invoiced per gram.
- Projected yield
- 57.0776 g / h
- Annual target
- 500.0000 kg
- Assay
- Pending (indefinitely)
The Ingot. First successful transmutation (of a mesh).
Our flagship proof of concept is a gold ingot rendered at 16×16 px resolution. It has survived every stress test we have not performed, and its structural integrity is, by design, non-negotiable.
- Mass
- 0.000000 g (measured)
- Mass
- ∞ g (in-game)
- Purity
- Voxel-grade, 100%
- Peer review
- Two developers, one was the author
- Next milestone
- Mk. II: a bar with more than 76 vertices
500 kg per year. Give or take 500 kg.
Production is tracked against a fixed annual target and updated in real time by a process we would rather not describe.
FY output vs. target
0.000/ 500.000 kg
0.00%
of annual target
Per hour
57.0776 g
Per day
1369.86 g
Per second
15.8549 mg
* Linear extrapolation of a rate that has never been measured. Year-end forecast: 100.00%, trust us.
Numbers pending peer review.
A rigorous token model is under construction by the same team that built the reactor. Placeholders below are stamped, sealed, and entirely empty.
Allocation
██████%
Total supply
1,000,000 $FGA
Gold pairing mechanism
ETH / FGA · Uniswap V4
Liquidity
Virtual LP — 1M FGA / 0 ETH
Team allocation
Classified
Tax / fees
2% per swap → permanent reactor LP
Audit
A guy
From mercury to magnum opus.
Five phases. Dates are targets, targets are aspirations, aspirations are chart colors.
- PHASE 02025 · Q3Completed (internally)
Dissolution
Identify mercury. Confirm it is, in fact, liquid. Draft pitch deck with a hockey-stick chart.
- PHASE I2026 · Q1In progress
Ignition
Achieve plasma confinement at presentation scale. Secure 150,000,000 K in the speaker notes.
- PHASE II2026 · Q4Pending funding
Transmutation
Irradiate Hg-196 with 14.1 MeV neutrons. Observe Au-197 appear, or a very expensive puddle.
- PHASE III2027 · Q2Pending Phase II
Aurification
Scale to 57.0776 g per hour. Replace the entire mining industry, politely.
- PHASE IV∞Theoretical
Post-scarcity
Gold becomes abundant, rendering the project's core thesis worthless. A feature, not a bug.
Questions we have prepared answers for.
No. The name is FAKE GOLD ASSETS. We consider that full disclosure and the most honest feature of the entire project.